So I was reading old emails from meh stealth buddy/platonic lover/twin-second-twin-cousin-twice-removed aka Leena. And I was laughing at how we randomly get off the subject, get even more off the subject and we end up talking about premarital sexual relations?
Anyway, there are a lot of inside jokes in here and I just like to hear/see people's reactions when they read these things...----- Original Message -----
From: Kittiegurl671@aol.com
To: Leena@suscom-maine.net
Sent: Thursday, March 06, 2008 12:03 AM
Subject: Spam Alert: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
Mwhahaha.
Facial hair - uncool in anime.
I mean....they always make me laugh with their facial hair!
*thinks*
Hmm...Yugi's grandpa just looks like a pedophile.
Sugoroku: Hey!
Me: Sorry. xD
----Original Message-----
From: Leena Ritchel <Leena@suscom-maine.net>
To: Kittiegurl671@aol.com
Sent: Fri, 7 Mar 2008 5:05 am
Subject: Re: Spam Alert: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
I agree
isn't he a pervert too?
XD whoa man
gramps... stay awayyyyy
----- Original Message -----
From: kittiegurl671@aol.com
To: Leena@suscom-maine.net
Sent: Friday, March 07, 2008 9:14 AM
Subject: Re: Spam Alert: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
Actually, yes. He is a perv.
I have evidence in my manga!
*points*
And even in the anime: remember this line from abridged?
"Whoa, nelly! Yes, work it baby! Grandpa likes it like that! Shake it like a Polaroid picture!"
-----Original Message-----
From: Leena Ritchel <Leena@suscom-maine.net>
To: kittiegurl671@aol.com
Sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 9:23 am
Subject: Re: Spam Alert: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
haha!
that's the best line of my life!
yeah, i get really nervous around old men
i know it sounds dumb
but im always really paranoid that they're like, leering at me
it gets me all freaked out. So:
Old Guy: Excuse me young miss... *taps shoulder*
Me: AAAHH! *gets out mace* STAY BACK YOU PERVERT!!!!
Old Guy: *backs away slowly* O.O I uh... just wanted directions!
----- Original Message -----
From: kittiegurl671@aol.com
To: Leena@suscom-maine.net
Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2008 6:27 PM
Subject: Re: Spam Alert: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
Well, who knows.
Old men scare me because they can still get biz-zang and get girls pregnant.
I don't think that's fair.
*curses at old man*
Sugoroku: Help! Help! *has heart attack*
Yugi: lyke l0l 0mg, r3@lly?
-----Original Message-----
From: Leena Ritchel <Leena@suscom-maine.net>
To: kittiegurl671@aol.com
Sent: Sun, 9 Mar 2008 10:41 am
Subject: Re: Spam Alert: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
I know, right?
Did you know theres like,
some kind of psychological disorder
Where the guy feels like he's pregnant too?
And feels when he's 'delivering' it too?
I was really grossed out....
anyways....
*explodes into laughter*
That was awesome!
Sugoroku: Yugi, could you get the phone? I think I'm having a heart attack.
.........................
Sugoroku: Yes, it's definately a heart attack. By the way, help!
...*at the end of the phone call*
Sugoroku: Why won't anyone help me?
----- Original Message -----
From: kittiegurl671@aol.com
To: Leena@suscom-maine.net
Sent: Sunday, March 09, 2008 7:56 PM
Subject: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
EWWW what the fuck?!
I would punch that guy and tell him it's all in his head.
He doesn't have a uterus, he doesn't know what it feels like!
*meanwhile, my uterus starts to cramp*
Me: OWWW!
Man: *is crying* Why won't it stop?
Me: Shut up, you don't even know what you're talking about!
Both: *cage fight*
Sugoroku, just...no. xD
In the manga he creeps me out.
-----Original Message-----
From: Leena Ritchel <Leena@suscom-maine.net>
To: kittiegurl671@aol.com
Sent: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 6:57 pm
Subject: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
yeah, perverted old guys have that affect
i wonder....
if u put happosai and sugoroku in a room together...
what would happen?
best friends... or bitter rivals?
*contemplates*
U: O.o wtf?
----- Original Message -----
From: kittiegurl671@aol.com
To: Leena@suscom-maine.net
Sent: Tuesday, March 11, 2008 9:46 AM
Subject: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
Hmmm....
Well...Sugoroku isn't as bad as Happosai. (I hope).
But I think the two of them would become fast friends.
As long as Sugoroku can keep up with Happosai lol.
Ewww....two perverts like that in Japan?
Oh, my bad, three. Sorry Yusuke. *grins*
Yusuke: *kicks rock angrily*
We make him look so bad in AG.
-----Original Message-----
From: Leena Ritchel <Leena@suscom-maine.net>
To: kittiegurl671@aol.com
Sent: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 7:48 pm
Subject: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
we do... but...
maybe in da fucha
he will... redeem himself?
Besides, he is a pervert....
he's just gone over the edge in AG
It's okay Yusuke! I still luff ya! *hugs*
Jou:......... *clenches fist*
me: *jumps away from Yusuke* Uh, as a friend!
----- Original Message -----
From: kittiegurl671@aol.com
To: Leena@suscom-maine.net
Sent: Wednesday, March 12, 2008 6:58 PM
Subject: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
As a friend?
Riiiiiight. ;D *supa wink*
Jou: Wassthat supposed ta mean?
Me: Nothinggg....
Anyway, I could definitely see him redeeming himself.
We shall make it happen...somehow!
-----Original Message-----
From: Leena Ritchel <Leena@suscom-maine.net>
To: kittiegurl671@aol.com
Sent: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 7:13 pm
Subject: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
Black Powa!
U: Um, you aren't black.
Me: Actually, I'm an african american male.
Everyone: .... O.o
Me: JUST KIDDDING!!! *laughs*
Haley: Why do you keep bringing that up? I'm sorry if you look black!
Me: You know what Haley? Don't drop the cds.
Haley: *falls down stairs*
----- Original Message -----
From: kittiegurl671@aol.com
To: Leena@suscom-maine.net
Sent: Thursday, March 13, 2008 6:55 PM
Subject: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
There are so many things we'll never let Haley live down.
But there's it's the same for Alycia and a couple of other people.
"Silence, mortals!"
Me: Shut up, emo kid! *beats him with a crucifix*
You: lol
Me: *sighs and claps hands* Well, I feel better...let's go have premarital sexual relations, Marik!
Marik: I consent!
Both: *run out*
You: ?.?
-----Original Message-----
From: Leena Ritchel <Leena@suscom-maine.net>
To: kittiegurl671@aol.com
Sent: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 7:40 pm
Subject: Re: I gotz AG parts...in meh pants!!!
such is life
i bet jordyn is gonna still be mad at u for yelling at her
when she took ur seat fifty years from now
U: >:/
Me: ^____^ like chez
Jou: *nods*
Me: Let's have premarital sexual relations too!
Jou: *is pulled into bedroom*
If you want to know what any of the inside jokes mean (basically anything that doesn't make sense, like, "Don't drop the CDs!" or "Silence, mortals!") then I'd gladly tell you. 